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Vintage Magazine Ads

Before TV and the internet, print magazine ads were a lot more important than they are today. Few were as downright creepy as these.

Do not turn your back on this kid.
After her sandwich, she's going back outside to join the other Children of the Corn...


Could anything be that good? Should it?
Jeez, lady. It's just a can of liquefied tomatoes and celery stalks. Her orgasmatronic reaction is a little over the top, isn't it? And the kid looks like he's about to blow a gasket.

v8 vegetable juice

Everyone hates clowns
How'd you like to wake up to this hot-mess tomorrow morning? Sheesh!

Just call her Hannabella...
Why do we keep thinking that's a slice of daddy's shank, his gizzard and some nice fava beans on the side?

And by the way, what the hell is she looking at?! The plate is at best at nose level but her focus is eerily skyward.