The End is Near

Theatre Usher:
Can I show you to your seat?

Comedian Bob Hope:
Oh I have a seat. I just need somewhere to put it.

Our good friend, Canada Peg, reported that she has done extensive work on the various terms used to describe and define the anatomical backside.

Her goal was to have an entry for all 26 letters of the alphabet, and she almost made it.

If you can think of some possibilities for I, Q, U, V, X and Z, let us know.

A: ass, arse,

B: butt, buttocks, booty, bootay, bottom, bum, behind, backside, back seat, back end, beam, buns, bare bottom, buttisimo

C: can, caboose, cheeks, cushion, clunes, culo, chu, callipygian

D: derriere, duff, the dump

E: end,

F: fanny, fundament, freighter, flank

G: garage, gluteus maximus, glutes,

H: heinie, hind end, hindquarters, haunches, hams

I: ?

J: junk, jacksie,

K: keister,

L: load, lard bucket,

M: moon,

N: nates,

O: outerparts

P: pulchitrude, pratt, posterior, the parking, pattootie, pygia

Q: ?

R: rear, rump, rear end,

S: seater, seat, stern, south pole,

T: tush, tail, tail end, trunk, tuchis, tuckus, tochu

U: ?

V: ?

W: wagon, wazoo

X: ?

Y: yams, ying yang

Z: ?